1. |
SUPACOUPLE
04:33
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MOTHER-O’-LAW:
For 10.000 years have I roamed
across Cosmos. Yeah! I have.
Me? A celestial body, similar to nothing.
An organ, sized like a smallish planet,
with 10.000 daughters of the same quality, and…
SAVANTOVIT:
me, a four-faced cleaner.
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
For 10.000 years—from hole to hole—
he has cleaned our caverns,
without broom or detergents
Lo! How well he has cleaned,
while we relaxed and took delight
in his MUSCULUS LINGUAE!
A fantastic object, that washes my lips
and wounds, or in other words:
SAVANTOVIT:
Mother-o’-Law’s request
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
is fulfilled. She’s Very Happy!
SAVANTOVIT:
This happiness is shared by me:
the Toyboy of Mother-o’-Law.
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
Hey little Toyboy, how are you doing?
SAVANTOVIT:
Four Finns are cleaning this planet
on a daily basis.
Four Finns are passionate
about good hygiene.
We don’t know why.
It just happened that one day
we were here—you and I—
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
and you gave a thorough cleaning
to my celestial body;
SAVANTOVIT:
we became a radar pair.
FINN NO. 4 (SAD SAVANT):
To tell the truth,
I love madame Mother-o’-Law.
She’s the mother of mothers,
whose equal is not to be found.
SAVANTOVIT:
But! 10.000 years at work is hard
on a gigolo’s knees… and neck and tongue…
FINN NO. 4 (SAD SAVANT):
and, believe me, the number of skin folds
do not decrease.
The number remains unchanged, while my hair
fades to grey
THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS OF MOTHER-O’-LAW:
Savantovit!
THE CHOIR:
Aeons come and pass
THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS-O’-LAW:
and you’re not getting any younger.
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
How will it end?
MOTHER-O’-LAW & SAVANTOVIT:
The answer is to be found in the next videos.
M & THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS-O-LAW:
Four Finns are cleaning this planet
on a daily basis.
Four Finns are passionate
about good hygiene.
MOTHER-O’-LAW & SAVANTOVIT:
We don’t know why.
It just happened that one day
we were here—you and I—
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
and you gave a thorough cleaning
to my celestial body;
SAVANTOVIT:
we became a radar pair.
FINN NO. 3 (SATISFIED SAVANT):
I am so tired.
MOTHER-O’-LAW & THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS-O-LAW:
Savantovit! Verily, you’re kind and sweet
but not a perpetual motion machine.
FINN NO. 1 (BINOCULAR SAVANT):
Is there a chance for us
FINN NO. 2 (TRINOCULAR SAVANT):
to find peace and be granted a pension?
SAVANTOVIT:
Mother-o’-Law!? Any thoughts on that?
EVERYONE:
Four Finns are cleaning this planet
on a daily basis.
Four Finns are passionate
about good hygiene.
EVERYONE AND YOU TOO:
We don’t know why.
EVERYONE:
It just happened that one day
we were here—you and I—
EVERYONE AND YOU TOO:
and you gave a thorough cleaning
to my celestial body;
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
we became a radar pair.
THE CHOIR:
Why are you still here, Savantovit?
FINN NO. 3 (SATISTIED SAVANT):
Sure, here is warm and cozy, always.
FINN NO. 1 (BINOCULAR SAVANT):
But you are a little alone, enough.
FINN NO. 2 (TRINOCULOR SAVANT):
Should I pick out a roll cake?
FINN NO. 4 (SAD SAVANT):
Mm.
A DAUGHTER-O’-LAW:
Savantefin!
FINN NO. 4 (SAD SAVANT):
Well-no
SAVANTOVIT:
Come here, you must come here!
Come here, you must come here!
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick!
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick!
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick!
THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS-O-LAW:
Ah, that was nice.
SAME DAUGHTER-O’-LAW AS BEFORE:
Now I am ready.
SAVANTOVIT:
Oh!
Get power.
FINN NO. 3 (SATISTIED SAVANT):
Salus populi suprema lex esto.
SAVANTOVIT:
Exhale.
FINN NO. 4 (SAD SAVANT):
Well-no!
ANOTHER DAUGHTER-O’-LAW:
Come here, you must come here!
Come here, you must come here!
FINN NO. 4 (SAD SAVANT):
Come here, you must come here!
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2. |
THE SECRETIVE SKIN FOLD
01:42
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BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Look!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
A Daughter-O’-Law!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Time for a scrub!
No rest, no peace!
SAD SAVANT:
Look. A hole to be scrubbed.
No rest. No peace.
Only agony and anxiety.
Hasten, dash to every muse!
Lick with care. Polish with great care.
The entropy must be slowed.
This is the court of The Crimson Queen;
leave no trash.
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Look!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Come plethe!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Come plethe!
SAD SAVANT:
Come, pleASe!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Look! A skin fold
never seen before.
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
What’s hidden inside?
Secretion?
Genital fungus/fungi?
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Or is it a toilet roll?
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
No, a papyrus scroll!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
O, let me have a look!
SAD SAVANT:
No, let ME have that look.
THE NARRATOR:
Seems like there’s going to be
a lot of trouble tonight.
SATISFIED SAVANT:
But then Binocular Savant says:
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
What do we have here? A
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
parchment, with an illustration of
SATISFIED SAVANT:
something extremely unknown!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
It is a “mistair balloon”
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
made of two balls and a pole.
THE NARRATOR:
Boom-boom… Savantovit’s heart is pounding…
a speedy run through vulverts…
with, in hand, a drawing of a spacecraft and
an illustration of something that is interesting to us:
UNKNOWN:
An instrument for baby production.
THE NARRATOR:
Soon little babies will come around.
A DAUGHTER-O’-LAW:
Yes, soon!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
What do we have here!
A parchment!
With an illustration of
SAVANTOVIT:
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la?
UNKNOWN:
Something unknown.
SAVANTOVIT:
Will the document give us keys
to our freedom and happiness?
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
And to the survival of
The Residents of This Planet?
Let’s go fast—no, run—to Mother-o’-Law!
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BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Most venerable Super-Vulva!
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
What have you found?
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
We’ve found… something!?!
Yes, something representing
something called
THE OTHER THREE FINNS:
“tick”!
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
By means of this “thick”,
little babies can be generated.
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
We have established
that we aren’t equipped
with such a tick.
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
Alas, no… O! Alas!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Unfortunately, no…
unfortunately
we don’t know where it is.
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
Still I am without offspring;
Savantovit, my dear, maybe you’re sterile?
Hark! Ye shall erect a spaceship of my labia,
which I am shedding now.
O, Dearest: set off to seek a tick!
Dearest, adieu!
THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS-O’-LAW:
Now you shall construct
a spaceship of mummy’s labia,
EVERYONE:
which now has been shed!
Hey little licker, set off to seek a thicker!
EVERYONE AND YOU TOO:
Baby boy, bonne nuit!
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4. |
MIDNIGHT OIL
02:13
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SAVANTOVIT:
A morale-boosting tune
while constructing
our mistair balloon.
SATISFIED SAVANT & SAD SAVANT:
Yes, the mistair balloon must be erected!
No rest, no peace… If anyone commands us,
“clean me!”, the answer must be this:
“Not now! Too much to do, no time to satisfy you –
so leave us alone! Put yourself on the wailing list.”
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
But maybe there’s time for a cup of coffee?
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
And a cupcake?
SATISFIED SAVANT:
I wouldn’t say no to that, would I…?
SAVANTOVIT:
Well, yes, maybe.
Well, yes, maybe.
Well, yes, maybe
coffee and confection
would be desirable.
SAD SAVANT:
Oh. It really IS.
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Work it! Screw it! Bang it!
Laziness will be punished
by a NUDE WHIPPING!!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Hee! Hee!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Specifications, please?
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Torque: One thousand newton-metres…
SAD SAVANT:
What did you say?
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Zero to Mach Three…
77 seconds…
Non-deformable….
SAD SAVANT:
Could you please repeat that again,
again, again, and again?
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Coefficient of friction?
SAD SAVANT:
Zero.
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Now we’ve been building
—Instead Of Licking—
for too long?!?
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Giving oral pleasure?!
– Forget about it!!
A DAUGHTER-O’-LAW:
In the document, please see figure number four.
A FEW DAUGHTERS-O’-LAW & SAVANTOVIT:
The midnight oil is burning yet,
or in other words: we’re working late.
SATISFIED SAVANT:
The meat scraped, the skin tanned
– now tighten it on our drying rack!
THE OTHER THREE:
Helium?
SATISFIED SAVANT:
In That tank!
THE OTHER THREE:
Aphelium!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
We are THERE! NOW!!
SATISFIED SAVANT & SAD SAVANT:
Hurry up! Throb that gristle!
Pick up a hammer and
pick up The Power – recover!
SAVANTOVIT & THE CHOIR:
The ship is ready-built!
SAD SAVANT:
Now, only one last night remains
before we leave
for unknown territory.
MOTHER-O’-LAW:
Hey, dear Warrior! Come here now. Now!
Our history is coming to an end!
A FEW DAUGHTERS-O’-LAW & SAVANTOVIT:
The midnight oil is burning yet,
or in other words: we’re working late.
500 DAUGHTERS-O’-LAW ON THE WAILING LIST:
Ooooh! Savantovit! Polish
with the greatest care!
Mooore!
SAD SAVANT:
For thousand nights we’ve laboured,
and now a last stop
at Mom’s palace.
SAVANTOVIT:
We are ready.
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Yes, yes, yes!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
I am ready.
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Am I? I don’t know.
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5. |
THE LAST LICK
01:37
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SATISFIED SAVANT:
From 1000 to 0001
the days have been counted down.
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Today, built out of a labium
and disparate archaeological relics,
SAD SAVANT:
fully constructed is our spaceship.
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
But what is our relationship status,
now that we’re off to unknown worlds?
Well, this might be marvelous!
And marvelous were
our previous 10.000 years together.
MOTHER-O’-LAW & THE 10.000 DAUGHTERS-O’-LAW:
Savantly servant, come to mama!
You hard-working seducer,
you godlike janitor!
When the Moon has risen,
you must provide me
with one last lick,
and after that, we shall
bid a bittersweet farewell.
SAVANTOVIT:
Most Meritorious Mother of the Law
and Nothing but the Law!
My time is yours.
This last lick
from your beloved
– may it be remembered in perpetuity.
A full-fledged Matriarch you are, for sure.
Superior for evermore!
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6. |
LIFE WAS WONDERFUL
04:13
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SAVANTOVIT:
The bitter-sweet hour of parting
lingers on our musculus linguae.
Our saccharine faith in the future
turned brackish by the salinity of yearning.
Was she Aphrodite’s child?
Godlike is the offspring of gods.
Our Spirit yearns to linger for ever more,
but too weak, is the flesh.
Mother-o’-Law’s celestial body is wonderful.
Her Stellar Spirit is wonderful, too.
Our life with her—and the Daughters, of course—was wonderful.
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7. |
THE ASTESTICLOID BELT
03:37
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THE RADIO:
Hawaii is beautiful and fun!
THE RADIO:
Hula, hula, hula…
Yes: hula, hula, hula…
We’re playing ”The Honolulu Rock” tonight.
THE RATIO VOICE:
Be careful! We have entered an astesticloid belt –
prepare for emergency landing.
SAVANTOVIT:
Mother trucker! What’s that thundering sound?
TRINOCULAR SAVANT & SAD SAVANT:
Turn on the radio again. We need peace of mind.
THE BACKUP RADIO:
It’s so beautiful in Hawaii.
Hula, hula, hula in Honolulu…
TRINOCULAR SAVANT & SAD SAVANT:
Yes: hula, hula in Honolulu…
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Ho! No!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT & SAD SAVANT:
Lu! Lu!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
Yes!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
O, what a blessed peace of mind this is!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
In Honolulu, Hawaii, it’s actually quite nice!
SAD SAVANT:
Darn! The alarm again…
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
How madly I want to be there, swimming all day long!
THE RATIO VOICE:
Alert! Astesticloids!
BINOCULAR SAVANT & SATISFIED SAVANT
Hula, hula in Honolulu.
BINOCULAR SAVANT, SATISFIED SAVANT & SAD SAVANT
Hula, hula in Honolulu.
THE BACKUP RADIO:
Hu!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Seems that we have an engine problem.
THE BACKUP RADIO:
La!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Seems that we have an engine problem.
SAD SAVANT:
The engine?
SATISFIED SAVANT & BINOCULAR SAVANT:
No. No. No. No.
SAD SAVANT:
No. There’s no problem with the engine, and will never be.
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Come, help me, please!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Honolulu
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
in Hawaii
SATISFIED SAVANT:
is the best new thing I’ve heard for 10,000 years!
THE BACKUP RADIO:
Hula, hula in Honolulu!
SATISFIED SAVANT, BINOCULAR SAVANT & SAD SAVANT:
Ho! No! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Seems that we have a problem with our scrotum!
THE BACKUP RADIO:
…in Honolulu, Hawaii!
SAD SAVANT:
Come, quick! Please.
THE BACKUP RADIO:
Hawaii is the best
SAD SAVANT:
– there’s a grain of truth to that.
SATISFIED SAVANT & BINOCULAR SAVANT:
It’s the best island, and therefore it’s quite nice being there.
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
Being there, oh… It’s like being at a marvellous party!
THE RATIO VOICE:
For the last time, I repeat: turn the backup radio off.
THE CHOIR:
Obediently, our Savant turns the backup radio off
and finds himselves in the middle of an astesticloid belt –
Orbs of Reproductivity ponds and patters against the hull of the ship
very aggressively!!
SAD SAVANT:
Verily, we must now surrender
to the winds of fate, and commence an emergency landing on that planet in front of us.
THE NARRATOR:
Savantovit cannot see Mr. Johansson,
but Johansson’s generals see Savantovit.
THE NARRATOR & SOME GENERALS:
Lo and behold!
JOHANSSON:
I’ve rummaged this place THOROUGHLY!!
Generals – where did you hide my BABY OIL?!
THE 12 GENERALS
We must ask the Illuminati.
JOHANSSON:
But, the Illuminati – that’s ME..!
And ME do NOT KNOW… where my BABY OIL is!!
THE 12 GENERALS
Then, probably, we’re out of stock.
JOHANSSON:
How DARE you say such a thing!
To Mr. JOHANSSON!
The head of not only the DEEP STATE, but also the FLAT EARTH!
THE 12 GENERALS:
What did our North North West eyes
THE 12 GENERALS & JOHANSSON:
just spot, up in the heavens?!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT:
We are muuurtherers. [Referring to their home planet, Murtherus.]
SAVANTOVIT:
We are muuurtherers. [Referring, once again, to Murtherus.]
JOHANSSON AND A FEW GENERALS:
Murderers!! Mobilize!!
SAVANTOVIT:
No, no, no, no, no!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
We don’t wanna cauth any inconvenienth!
BINOCULAR SAVANT:
We’re just t… tou… Tories-ts!
SATISFIED SAVANT:
Who don’t know where we are!
SAD SAVANT:
Butt we’re in perfruit of a think called “thick”.
Could you pleath lead uth to thuch a tick
and donate one or two spethimen/th (if not very rare)?
JOHANSSON:
My friends! I’m sure this will go WELL.
Although I do not understand your dialect very WELL,
I wish you welcome—HEARTLY welcome—to my planet!
Let’s go to the hospital, meaning “the House of the Sick”.
Maybe we can find a “tick”, or three… four… for you there.
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8. |
IN A HOSPITAL WARD
02:10
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DR. JOHANSSON
The benefit of the sick
is that they serve no purpose.
NURSES
Serve no purpose, yeah!!!
GENERAL 1
And this is why we are now stuffing a patient with marbles
NURSES
(Marbles, yeah!!!)
GENERAL 1
in a ward at the hospital.
NURSES
(The hospital!)
GENERAL 1-12
Come! Let’s go to the seventh basement
and knock at the door to Dr. Rock’s room,
GENERAL 1
where there is a cabinet stuffed with most of this world’s women.
NURSES
(Chicks, chicks… CHICKS!!!)
GENERAL 2-12
(Merkin, merkin … MERKIN!!!)
GENERAL 1
Maybe take one of them with you?
NURSES
(Take one of them!)
DR. JOHANSSON
Please!
GENERAL 1
… Back to your planet?
DR. ROCK
PLEASE!!!
SAD SAVANT
Not even here, I can find a tick.
DR. JOHANSSON
But Dr. Rock’s ward is the sickest ward!!
BINOCULAR SAVANT
But, hm – what does Doctor Rock have between his legs?
MR. JOHANSSON
Oops oops OOPS, close the door!
And let’s have a coffee
with a less perplexing patient!
He’s muscular and heavily built!
Despite some twaddeling about angels,
he obeys all orders and is FULL OF GO!
NURSES
There are many thousands more of this kind!
MR. JOHANSSON AND GENERAL 2-12
Stuff a sick with tiring tasks!
SAVANTOVIT
Dear Mr. Johansson! We have now ran
through lots of wards, seen millions of patients,
but none is/has what we’re looking for.
MR. JOHANSSON
You PICKY demons!
In a very special room at the hospital…
NURSES
(Hu-la-la!
Yes, in a VERY special room!)
MR. JOHANSSON
… There is a very SPECIAL patient.
NURSES
(Mr. Johansson is right!)
GENERAL 1-12
Most Venerable Mrs. Medusa
is a bit bad-tempered;
see you on The Other Side.
Now I’m closing the door
and you’ll get to taste Death
DR. JOHANSSON
in the snake pit
with all of the other impossible cases.
SATISFIED SAVANT
Charge our musculus linguae!
Gobble, gobble! Stimulate
the snakes, orally!
Medusa likes it a lot;
SATISFIED SAVANT AND MEDUSA
we are buddies with a band.
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MR. JOHANSSON
I beg to be excused, Space Traveller.
I beg to be excused, Space Traveller.
Uh, uh, uuuh!
I beg to be excused, Space Traveller.
I beg to be excused, Space Traveller.
I beg to be excused, Space Traveller.
Uh, uh, uuuh!
I beg to be excused, Space Traveller.
It wasn’t my intention
that Medusa would rape you,
but I got so tired
of your nagging about “tick”;
what the hospital is full of, is those “sick”!
BINOCULAR SAVANT
Maybe everything is a big misunderstanding?
MR. JOHANSSON
Well, yes, maybe… YES!
You maybe aren’t looking for a “sick” – but a “CHICK/chicken”!
TRINOCULAR SAVANT
Well, yes, maybe…
MR. JOHANSSON
Let’s go, then, to my very own chick factory.
It is located at the far end of the hospital.
Yes, let’s HURRY
to the chick factory!
GENERAL 1-12
The chick factory: the terminal station.
Everybody can’t be contained
MR. JOHANSSON
in my body. [Inaudable, sinister laughter.]
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10. |
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SAD SAVANT
Maybe the chick factory is where we’ll find the tick?
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11. |
CHAOS IN CHICKEN FACTORY
01:24
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MR. JOHANSSON
La la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la la.
SAVANTOVIT
Here are only chicken.
No ticken.
CHICKEN
Cha-cha-cha
in a chicken factory.
Cha-cha-cha
in a pile of poultrygeists.
Cha-cha-cha
in a chicken factory.
Cha-cha-cha
in a pile of poultrygeists.
Cha-cha
chaos in factory.
Cha-cha
chaos in a pile of poultrygeists.
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MR. JOHANSSON
What do they pursue,
if—obviously not—
a sick or a chick?
SATISFIED SAVANT
I am hungry.
MR. JOHANSSON
Well, then we could
GENERAL 10
go to the pub!
MR. JOHANSSON
Hm, I’m wondering about this … “thick” thing …
might it be that they’re looking for a…
thith-… kith-… KITCHEN?!?
THE NARRATOR
Or maybe a
GENERAL 1-12
d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-
d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-
d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-, d-
di…
TRINOCULAR SAVANT
Well, yes, maybe.
GENERAL 11
He said “maybe”!!
GENERAL 6
Have you tasted Lame Lottie’s …
LAME LOTTIE
Shut up!
GENERAL 4
… Uh, her calves?
LAME LOTTIE
Hurry to the mega cook room, y’all!
UNKNOWN OLD LADY
Savant B… oys(?), there you’ll get a nice surprise.
MR. JOHANSSON
Welcome to my PICTURESQUE tavern!
Feel free to eat and do whatever pleases you.
GENERAL 5
Let me recommend Lame Lottie’s personal jelly roll.
Madam Emma K-Ultra has great recipes.
Great recipes!
LAME LOTTIE
When you have munched her healthy nutrition,
then run around in the kitchen, planlessly,
and search for
THE DRAGON JOHANSSON
Mr. Johansson, who, in the spotlight,
pulls down his underpants
and pulls out… this whipping SUPER DICK!
SAVANTOVIT
This matches with the information in the papyrus scroll.
BINOCULOR SAVANT
That means, we have found the thick!
SAVANTOVIT
La la la la la la,
la la la.
La la la.
La la la, la.
La la. La! A!
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